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Smash the Garlic and the Patriarchy™ Apron
Smash the Garlic and the Patriarchy™ Apron
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Sport strong and progressive flavors with the Smash the Garlic and the Patriarchy apron. Comes in a purple color or a green color, with a white graphic.
Machine wash, tumble dry and iron.
One size fits most.
Sizing
Sizing
Unisex sizes are a relaxed, boxy fit. Women's sizes are standard, true to size.
Unisex size Chest to Fit
XS 31” - 34”
S 34” - 37”
M 38” - 41”
L 42” - 45”
XL 46” - 49”
XXL 50” - 53”
XXXL 54” - 57"
Women’s size Numeric size
S 2 - 4
M 6 - 8
L 8 - 10
XL 10 - 14
XXL 14 - 18
XXXL 18 - 20
Unisex Youth sizes
S = 6-8
M = 8 -10
L = 10 -12
XL = 12- 14
Shipping
Shipping
Orders ship in 3-5 business days.
Return policy
Return policy
Can I return or exchange my Overseasoned purchase?
Yes. If you placed your order in the last 30 days, you may return or exchange it. You are responsible for the cost of shipping back to Overseasoned, but your replacement item ships free.
How can I get started with my return or exchange?
Email amy@overseasoned.com and include your name and order # in the subject line. Please detail the specific item and size you’d like to return.

